They’re doing it.
First they romanticize Vampires
Then Werewolves
Now Zombies
HOW IS THIS EVEN
HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK
UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?
ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES
NO MORE
NO LESS
THEY DO NOT FEEL
THEY DO NOT LOVE
THEY E A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G
THAT IS I T
HIS SKIN IS PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD BECAUSE HE HAS TO SLEEP IN A REFRIGERATOR TO KEEP FROM DECAYING
Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?
Okay… Vampires and Werewolves barely get away with being borderline crazy. But zombiessssssssss. It would feel gross kissing a dead body. Omg. Wtf?
This doesn’t make any fucking sense at all
